The Fanart just continues. As you guys can see, focus lieas mainly on movie-remakes. Thanks to everyone for making these hilarious pics!
The picture is spreading like a wildfire around the world. This is some fanart found @ the flashback forums (thanks to those hard working and starving artists who made these pictures. Please continue posting your fanart in the comments section).
Swedish woman claims to be married to the Berlin wall.
“ After this, Eija got a new surname Berliner-Mauer, which means Berlin Wall in German. Though she is still remains a virgin, in the human sense of the word, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.”
Ok, now that’s some crazy shit you can’t make up.
Swedish article with picture – Take a look at the woman. She’s not even a hideous looking swamp thing (I can even imagine that she was hot when she was younger) and she could do so much better than the Berlin wall. Why not raise you’re ambition lady – how about the Big Ben in London? I heard that he is recently divorced.
The miniature Big Ben’s would at least be a little more “user friendly” if you get what I mean, hehe…
The horses are like: “Let’s show these punk ass Swedish kids once and for all! We’ll walk around being all friendly and cute, and make him believe that we want him to take a ride.
Then on my command, unleash HELL!”
“Just make sure afterwards to taunt him when his lying broken and bruised on the ground”
When you see this sign in Sweden, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! It’s not a pleasant experience.
- Is rape protection included in the price?
Heard at an optometrist in San Diego. The Swedish customer was probably not after rapist repellent eyewear, but glasses that were scratch resistent [scratch = 'rep' (pronounced similar to rape)]
- Excuse me, where can I find the fuck literature?
Heard at the information desk at a large bookstore in New York. Please Swedes, don’t use the Swedish word for technical (specialist) literature ['fack-litteratur' ] when buying books abroad
The Swedish king visits the city of Arboga and begins by welcoming the different distinguished guests. He finishes by welcoming the audience by saying “welcome citizens of Örebro”.
Because the King is flawless there was nothing else to do but switch names on the two cities. In 1985 Arboga became Örebro, and Örebro became Arboga.
After this speech every map maker in Sweden have been holding their breaths whenever the Swedish king is speaking in public.
They’re like “fuck this, we’re bored with Sweden. We’re moving to Norway where they have oil – but let’s do it in an environmental friendly way.”
From this article
The family had been saving for years so that they could go all out on their oldest son, Niko’s (the boy in the white T-shirt), nineteenth birthday. The day came and what would the family do? Would they go to a fancy restaurant? Would they travel abroad? No, this day was way too special for a small time celebration like that for a family like this.
After the Taco buffét it was time for dessert, vanilla pudding – Niko’s absolute favorite. But oh the tragedy that awaited the family when the pudding package was opened. The pudding was completely covered in mold.
How could something like this happen in the peaceful and beautiful country of Sweden? And why, of all the days in the year, on Niko’s birthday?
Maybe it was God’s way of telling Niko that the fat bastard should lay off the vanilla pudding.
Growing up in Sweden isn’t as easy as the movies make it out to be. The toughest kids on the block are the “bikers” and they really know how to throw a mean punch (or a kick if needed)
http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1211339180/Weakest_Man_Alive_Tries_to_Fight_Some_Other_Guy
Now you know why Dolph Lundgren is the toughest man alive.
