Married to the Berlin wall

Swedish woman claims to be married to the Berlin wall.

“ After this, Eija got a new surname Berliner-Mauer, which means Berlin Wall in German. Though she is still remains a virgin, in the human sense of the word, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.”

Ok, now that’s some crazy shit you can’t make up.

English article

Swedish article with picture – Take a look at the woman. She’s not even a hideous looking swamp thing (I can even imagine that she was hot when she was younger) and she could do so much better than the Berlin wall. Why not raise you’re ambition lady – how about the Big Ben in London? I heard that he is recently divorced.

The miniature Big Ben’s would at least be a little more “user friendly” if you get what I mean, hehe…