You’re walking around bored with the Swedish weather and contemplating suicide just like every other Swede (yes, Sweden has a high suicide rate), when all of the sudden this naked dude jumps out and gives you just that little something so that you realize that these precious moments is what life is all about.
http://data.exet.nu/video/hultsfred08.mp4
And yes, the “pung-gungan”* (a.k.a. the “scrotum-swing”) is his specialty.
*courtesy of DexiL @ flashback
An 8-year-old kid didn’t want to invite boy in his class who is bullying him at school to his birthday party. Completely normal procedure, right?
Wrong! In Sweden we don’t like unjust treatment, so the teacher in the 8-year-old’s class confiscated all the invites. In socialist Sweden you can’t choose who you want to invite to your private birthday party. Either you invite everybody, even the kid who torments you at school, or you can’t invite anyone (seriously, I am not making this shit up, the school actually has the rule that you have to invite everybody, or nobody)
What’s gives this whole incident an even crazier twist is that a politician at the supposedly “libertarian” party Folkpartiet is not giving his support to the individuals right to choose but is supporting the school in their decision because he doesn’t believe that children should choose who they want to invite to their parties. It might be insulting and people not invited might feel violated (Kränkt - pronounce ‘craenked’. This is a word you will read about plenty of more times in this blog.)
Beware of those hardcore Swedish pot head, graffiti gangsters. It’s good stuff motherfuckers!
Drunk Swedes are probably the most inventive people in the world only beaten by pot heads.
Background story: two very drunk 30-year-olds (because it’s too dangerous to leave the driving to one drunk guy, you need a back-up) hooked the trailer to the lawnmower and went down a public road when cops stopped them. The twist in the story? Inside the trailer five people were still partying. When we’re not böglyfting Swedes still know how to take the party to the next level.
The rental rates in Stockholm has increased so much lately that most clothes stores can’t afford more than a bin at a parking lot. You can imagine the frustration of this young woman – she is out shopping peacefully when an agressive man starts harrassing her by banging on the clothes store.
I can’t really keep up with all the marvelous fanart being created out there, so please help me out by posting pics I’ve missed in the comments section. Cheers!
It’s alright, the burkini has magic powers and protects them from red headed, middle aged, naked Swedish men with shrinkage.
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