Thank god that we have the evening paper Aftonbladet in Sweden, otherwise we wouldn’t have articles such as the Irritated Speeder and the Burkini.
This time the reporters at the paper invastigates a claim that the mens clothing store Dressman has hidden nazi symbols in their store.
The largest evening paper in Sweden is Aftonbladet. One of the reasons for this might be the cutting edge journalism that is displayed on their website. I have translated the article so that everyone can enjoy the pulitzer prize winning stuff that Aftonbladet is made of (I have really tried to make a fair translation keeping the grammatical errors).
One gets really angry
The speed camera caught Johan, 44, on picture
Johan Spennare, 44, was on his way home to Kumla after a day in Gothenburg.
And didn’t keep check of his spedometer.
– I was kind of tired in the evening and then came a flash, he says.
A speed camera had taken a snap shot of Johan Spennares driving while he was driving 98 km/h on a road with a speed limit of 90 km/h.
– One mostly gets really upset, but there is no one to direct the anger towards.
The speeding occured last summer. Johan Spennare thinks that the 1500 kr fine was quite hefty. But they have had an effect on him.
– After this I bought a GPS that gives a warning for speed cameras. But I also drive slower now. One gets an eye opener.
After reading an article like this one can simply understand what makes Aftonbladet the leading evening paper in Sweden. The urgency of last years news of a man being caught by a speed camera.
We’ve all heard about how promiscuous Swedish people are. Well it’s not really a rumour, but a fact. Not even being caught by police and sent to jail stops a Swede who is yearning for some self loving.
A man caught pulling his one-eyed snake in public was apprehended by the police. This did not stop the determined man because he was on a mission, a trouser snake mission. He continued spanking his monkey both in the police car, and at the police station.
Lesson learned by this? Never get apprehended by the police in Sweden because you never know who’s been sitting in the back seat before you.
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