Crazy Swedes

June 27, 2008

Bully is not invited to party

Filed under: Uncategorized — by Sven-Inga @ 12:06 pm

An 8-year-old kid didn’t want to invite boy in his class who is bullying him at school to his birthday party. Completely normal procedure, right?

Wrong! In Sweden we don’t like unjust treatment, so the teacher in the 8-year-old’s class confiscated all the invites. In socialist Sweden you can’t choose who you want to invite to your private birthday party. Either you invite everybody, even the kid who torments you at school, or you can’t invite anyone (seriously, I am not making this shit up, the school actually has the rule that you have to invite everybody, or nobody)

What’s gives this whole incident an even crazier twist is that a politician at the supposedly “libertarian” party Folkpartiet is not giving his support to the individuals right to choose but is supporting the school in their decision because he doesn’t believe that children should choose who they want to invite to their parties. It might be insulting and people not invited might feel violated (Kränkt - pronounce ‘craenked’. This is a word you will read about plenty of more times in this blog.)

June 16, 2008

Good stuff motherfuckers

Filed under: video — by Sven-Inga @ 11:28 am

Beware of those hardcore Swedish pot head, graffiti gangsters. It’s good stuff motherfuckers!

June 9, 2008

Mowing day

Filed under: Uncategorized — by Sven-Inga @ 10:26 pm

Drunk Swedes are probably the most inventive people in the world only beaten by pot heads.

Background story: two very drunk 30-year-olds (because it’s too dangerous to leave the driving to one drunk guy, you need a back-up) hooked the trailer to the lawnmower and went down a public road when cops stopped them. The twist in the story? Inside the trailer five people were still partying. When we’re not böglyfting Swedes still know how to take the party to the next level.

June 7, 2008

Clothes shopping in Sweden

Filed under: Uncategorized — by Sven-Inga @ 7:01 pm

The rental rates in Stockholm has increased so much lately that most clothes stores can’t afford more than a bin at a parking lot. You can imagine the frustration of this young woman – she is out shopping peacefully when an agressive man starts harrassing her by banging on the clothes store.

June 4, 2008

Böglyft fanart: part III

Filed under: pictures — by Sven-Inga @ 9:25 pm
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I can’t really keep up with all the marvelous fanart being created out there, so please help me out by posting pics I’ve missed in the comments section. Cheers!

Don’t worry, you have a burkini!

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It’s alright, the burkini has magic powers and protects them from red headed, middle aged, naked Swedish men with shrinkage.

May 31, 2008

Böglyft fanart: Part II

Filed under: Uncategorized — by Sven-Inga @ 8:26 pm

The Fanart just continues. As you guys can see, focus lieas mainly on movie-remakes. Thanks to everyone for making these hilarious pics!

May 30, 2008

FanArt: Böglyft

Filed under: Uncategorized — by Sven-Inga @ 11:10 am

The picture is spreading like a wildfire around the world. This is some fanart found @ the flashback forums (thanks to those hard working and starving artists who made these pictures. Please continue posting your fanart in the comments section).

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May 28, 2008

Married to the Berlin wall

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Swedish woman claims to be married to the Berlin wall.

After this, Eija got a new surname Berliner-Mauer, which means Berlin Wall in German. Though she is still remains a virgin, in the human sense of the word, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.”

Ok, now that’s some crazy shit you can’t make up.

English article

Swedish article with picture – Take a look at the woman. She’s not even a hideous looking swamp thing (I can even imagine that she was hot when she was younger) and she could do so much better than the Berlin wall. Why not raise you’re ambition lady – how about the Big Ben in London? I heard that he is recently divorced.

The miniature Big Ben’s would at least be a little more “user friendly” if you get what I mean, hehe…

One does not simply walk into horse pasture

Filed under: video — by Sven-Inga @ 10:58 am
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The horses are like: “Let’s show these punk ass Swedish kids once and for all! We’ll walk around being all friendly and cute, and make him believe that we want him to take a ride.

Then on my command, unleash HELL!”

“Just make sure afterwards to taunt him when his lying broken and bruised on the ground”

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