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Böglyft fanart: Part II

May 31, 2008 Leave a comment

The Fanart just continues. As you guys can see, focus lieas mainly on movie-remakes. Thanks to everyone for making these hilarious pics!

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FanArt: Böglyft

May 30, 2008 8 comments

The picture is spreading like a wildfire around the world. This is some fanart found @ the flashback forums (thanks to those hard working and starving artists who made these pictures. Please continue posting your fanart in the comments section).

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Married to the Berlin wall

May 28, 2008 6 comments

Swedish woman claims to be married to the Berlin wall.

After this, Eija got a new surname Berliner-Mauer, which means Berlin Wall in German. Though she is still remains a virgin, in the human sense of the word, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.”

Ok, now that’s some crazy shit you can’t make up.

English article

Swedish article with picture – Take a look at the woman. She’s not even a hideous looking swamp thing (I can even imagine that she was hot when she was younger) and she could do so much better than the Berlin wall. Why not raise you’re ambition lady – how about the Big Ben in London? I heard that he is recently divorced.

The miniature Big Ben’s would at least be a little more “user friendly” if you get what I mean, hehe…

One does not simply walk into horse pasture

May 28, 2008 5 comments

The horses are like: “Let’s show these punk ass Swedish kids once and for all! We’ll walk around being all friendly and cute, and make him believe that we want him to take a ride.

Then on my command, unleash HELL!”

“Just make sure afterwards to taunt him when his lying broken and bruised on the ground”

Have a gas!

May 27, 2008 Leave a comment

infart

When you see this sign in Sweden, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! It’s not a pleasant experience.

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Is rape protection included in the price?

May 26, 2008 Leave a comment

– Is rape protection included in the price?

Heard at an optometrist in San Diego. The Swedish customer was probably not after rapist repellent eyewear, but glasses that were scratch resistent [scratch = ‘rep’ (pronounced similar to rape)]

– Excuse me, where can I find the fuck literature?

Heard at the information desk at a large bookstore in New York. Please Swedes, don’t use the Swedish word for technical (specialist) literature [‘fack-litteratur’ ] when buying books abroad

Swedish king rewrites the map

May 25, 2008 1 comment

The Swedish king visits the city of Arboga and begins by welcoming the different distinguished guests. He finishes by welcoming the audience by saying “welcome citizens of Örebro”.

Because the King is flawless there was nothing else to do but switch names on the two cities. In 1985 Arboga became Örebro, and Örebro became Arboga.

After this speech every map maker in Sweden have been holding their breaths whenever the Swedish king is speaking in public.

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