In Sweden a party isn’t complete until at least one of your friends has his hand around your penis and is carrying you around as a hood ornament – it’s not a gay thing, just a friendly custom called the böglyft. So if you’re ever at a party in Stockholm and you notice Lars working his hand down your pants, it’s not that he’s trying to cop a feel, he’s just trying to lift (literally) the party to the next level.
It is also considered being a rude liftee if you can’t produce a hard enough boner for the lifter to grab hold on. The skämtstånd is therefor very essential for the böglyft.
Notice the nice table in the picture – that’s quality shit you can’t find at your local IKEA, you have to go to a garage sale in Fittja or Staffanstorp to get your hands on a baby like that!