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Is rape protection included in the price?

– Is rape protection included in the price?

Heard at an optometrist in San Diego. The Swedish customer was probably not after rapist repellent eyewear, but glasses that were scratch resistent [scratch = ‘rep’ (pronounced similar to rape)]

– Excuse me, where can I find the fuck literature?

Heard at the information desk at a large bookstore in New York. Please Swedes, don’t use the Swedish word for technical (specialist) literature [‘fack-litteratur’ ] when buying books abroad

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