Is rape protection included in the price?
– Is rape protection included in the price?
Heard at an optometrist in San Diego. The Swedish customer was probably not after rapist repellent eyewear, but glasses that were scratch resistent [scratch = ‘rep’ (pronounced similar to rape)]
– Excuse me, where can I find the fuck literature?
Heard at the information desk at a large bookstore in New York. Please Swedes, don’t use the Swedish word for technical (specialist) literature [‘fack-litteratur’ ] when buying books abroad