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Most popular fashion blogger in Sweden

April 7, 2011 1 comment

The most popular blog in Sweden is Kissie (no fucking way I am linking to her site). I can honestly say that I have never visited the blog, but because it’s one of the biggest blogs in Sweden there is no chance of escaping it.

Her blog is about fashion and celebrity gossip. But please tell me how anyone with half a brain would consider her being an authority on fashion? And why do young girls in Sweden want to look like her?

Maybe it’s like driving past a car accident. You don’t really want to see the gore and blood, but still you can’t look away.

But, you sure as hell don’t want to look like the poor sapp who smashed his face against the windshield.

Categories: pictures

Böglyft fanart: part III

June 4, 2008 3 comments

I can’t really keep up with all the marvelous fanart being created out there, so please help me out by posting pics I’ve missed in the comments section. Cheers!

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Don’t worry, you have a burkini!

June 4, 2008 1 comment

It’s alright, the burkini has magic powers and protects them from red headed, middle aged, naked Swedish men with shrinkage.

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Have a gas!

May 27, 2008 Leave a comment

infart

When you see this sign in Sweden, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! It’s not a pleasant experience.

Categories: pictures

Böglyft

May 23, 2008 68 comments

böglyft

In Sweden a party isn’t complete until at least one of your friends has his hand around your penis and is carrying you around as a hood ornament – it’s not a gay thing, just a friendly custom called the böglyft. So if you’re ever at a party in Stockholm and you notice Lars working his hand down your pants, it’s not that he’s trying to cop a feel, he’s just trying to lift (literally) the party to the next level.

It is also considered being a rude liftee if you can’t produce a hard enough boner for the lifter to grab hold on. The skämtstånd is therefor very essential for the böglyft.

Notice the nice table in the picture – that’s quality shit you can’t find at your local IKEA, you have to go to a garage sale in Fittja or Staffanstorp to get your hands on a baby like that!

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Blattar stole my bike

May 21, 2008 2 comments

blattar stole my bike

“Blattar” stole my bike.

No but seriously. In Sweden we are so environmental friendly that we take commuting to the extreme. We don’t just have the polluting car pooling, we also have BIKE POOLING. It’s actually Swedish law that you can jump on to any bike with less than 3 people to hitch a ride.

Categories: environment, pictures
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